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"Really, mum? Another 'Pasta Art' class?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

University Challenged

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Employee of the Month

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Breakout Room

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

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