Remote Explorer Mugs

"Delivery."

"No news is good news."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Two Pints Today Please.

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

How the goat got square eyes.

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Computer spying.

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

Nano technology.

"We've lost the remote."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"There's the remote!"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"