Remote Dwelling Dreamer Gifts

'Hello, Pizza Palace of Seattle? -- Do you charge extra for delivery?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'We'll take it!'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Realty. Remember

Insomnia.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

Urban Compost Heap.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Living in a snow globe.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'