Remote Control Lifter Pillows

"I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!"

"I think that exercising during the lockdown involves more than lifting the remote control."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

TV-Man

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Penguin Remote

Remote Control Duck

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control car breakdown.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"I was building up my pecs."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Mind control

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

Heavy syrup

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'