Iron Lifter Pillows

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Opening the Barrel

Important Muscles.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

strong man bends an iron bar

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"I was building up my pecs."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Heavy syrup

'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'

'I play heavy metal.'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

bag of money as a bicep

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Workmen Lifting.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."