Remote Control Dreamer Mugs

"You know, anyone who wishes he had a remote control for his exercise equipment is missing the idea of exercise equipment."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.