Remote Control Cars Mugs

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'They promised me a company car, and then they decided to economise...'

Towing a toy

I'm leaving you Larry, you're just too controlling!

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

'Dear Santa, There are millions of poor and starving children in the world...so I would like you to bring them food and clean water this Christmas...I already have enough food and water so I just need a remote control car.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Play Rush Hour

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote Control Duck

Penguin Remote

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"You seem very remote."

Mind control

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.