Remote Classroom Navigator Prints

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Continuing education.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Working from OM.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Pandemic-parenting

Are you really here?

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Gone Lecturin'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Nice putt."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Breakout Room

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

"I move that next time...we zoom."

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

Humanities Quad.

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

"I was using a program to help me manage my teaching load."