Reminiscent Historian T-Shirts

Mall Or Manger.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

The First Cone of Shame.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Famous Pieces of Paper

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

Clearing up medals.

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

The invention of fire and the fire extinguisher

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

Bullsheviks.

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Autodidactyl

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.'

Early Anaesthesia

Style

Early fast food

"I invented clean underwear - in case he gets into an accident."

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

"As your personal advisor, could I advise a few changes"

"And sometimes I think I'm the Duke of Wellington."

Gladstone's Retirement

Soldiers

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."