Remakes Prints

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Canadian film production

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"Isn't this a sequel?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Remote control pirate bully

Benedict Cumberbatch

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

No-Work Orange

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Comedy Cafe

Stand-up Romcom

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Werewolves of London..."

"Housekeeping?!"

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It was great. I hated it.'