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Why don't you do what I do - pass it on.

A Hole in the Dike

Nervous Oral Testing

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

Concern Chart

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

"Well, we've done it, Sandy . . . we hit the 'cold snap tri-fecta:'. . ."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."