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"I know you always look forward to these business events."

"He didn't really want to come out tonight"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

Back to school anchor

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

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'Who cares where Waldo is?'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

'Living together might work out, Randy, but I could never comply with a whole MARRIAGE!'

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"We are looking for volunteers to give up their seats and not attend some college friend's wedding in Chicago."

'Do we have to stop?... I was hoping to forget about education for a while.'

'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'

"I didn't hear Bill Clinton say it was time for me to change."