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Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You are here.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"I really got used to working from home."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Emigrating to France.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."