Relocation Rebels T-Shirts

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

You are here.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

We never roam anymore.

Jungle Taxi

"I really got used to working from home."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Emigrating to France.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'