Repair Rebels T-Shirts

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Never marry an engineer."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Sleeping on the Job

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'