Relocation Dreamer Mugs

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'It's from my job. It says enjoying Hong Kong and wishes I was there.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Chocs away.

"Happy Birthday!"

"You're hired!"

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Whale Romance

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Saguaro Cacti.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

"That's your tiny house!"

"My mind is still on vacation."

A drone laying an egg

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

Living in a snow globe.

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

Car Dealer

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'It's not exactly the Hamptons, but with a little work it could be livable.'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.