Relocation Dreamer Mugs

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'It's from my job. It says enjoying Hong Kong and wishes I was there.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Chocs away.

"Happy Birthday!"

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

"You're hired!"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Whale Romance

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Saguaro Cacti.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"That's your tiny house!"

"My mind is still on vacation."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

A drone laying an egg

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

'It's not exactly the Hamptons, but with a little work it could be livable.'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

Living in a snow globe.

Car Dealer

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."