Religious Trendsetter Pillows

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Drive-thru Church

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

The ten ammendments

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Design Artiste

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.