Religious Trendsetter Pillows

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Drive-thru Church

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

The ten ammendments

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The Design Artiste

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

You Shouldn't Have

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense