Religious Satire Mugs

Bishop using curling irons on his staff.

"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"

"I've been impersonating members of the clergy."

Holy Water/Holy S**t

New! Stick-on Stigmata

Wordilly Durdillies - One more day,God thought, and I'll call it a week.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Bishops Snooker

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Gates of heaven

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.