Religious Satire Appreciators T-Shirts

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

I survived the wrath of god on judgment day and all i got was this lousy t-shirt!

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Church restrooms

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

Moral Outrage.