Religious Realist Prints

'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

"They said the new pews would be here 10 weeks ago! I've had it - I won't stand for this any longer!"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Night-time halo

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Marriage least expected to last...

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

World Production.

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

A Zircon Is Forever

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"My computer just texted me."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Unconditional Loveseat

'You mustn't blame yourself for everything that goes wrong, Dear. It makes me feel redundant.'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'