Religious Leader With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Pope tarts.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

United Church of OMG

Sermon Applause.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"This is a beta test, right?"