Religious Journey Pillows

"Are you quite sure your pilgrimage is essential?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

R.C.I.A.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

The joy of sects.

Steve found himself on his travels.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"