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'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Nativity - The sitcom

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"You remember us....from your garden."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Night-time halo

Priest

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

BLESS YOU

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Trappist talk show.

"Holy moly!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Interfaith dialogue

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

Computer literate Monk

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Baby Bird

'I'm always like this, and my family was wondering if you could prescribe a mild depressant.'