Religious Debate Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Love the work you've been doing with the Church recently."

"My parents wanted me to join the priesthood, but I didn't think I'd have the stomach for that much controversy."

"You sure are a passionate defender of what you imagine the bible says."

'I did not believe in God before. But then I saw this poster, with clouds on it, and now I totally do!'

'This has nothing to do with the election!'

"Apparently Jesus died and turned white for our sins."

"No idea worth believing requires coercion."

"Your god had the opportunity to forbid slavery. But instead he chose to forbid women in authority, bacon, and masturbation. Clearly he wanted us to be miserable."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Bigot Spigot

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Abdullah Debate

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

Robin Day.

Equal Time for All Christians

Actual Results May Vary

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Theresa May

Liberals Ignore Science Too

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

Basic Theology