Religious Culture Enthusiast Mugs

Movers and Shakers

'Yes, all at once!'

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Attila the Nun.

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

They're missing a few commandments.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"He changed water into wine!"

"The last doggy bag."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."