Religious Community Member Mugs

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

St. Elmo's fired.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Human Rights for All

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Midwest Winter Items.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Church Restoration Fund.

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Nativity - The sitcom

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

"Let's start a small group."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"T.G.I.F."

Computer literate Monk

"You remember us....from your garden."

"Can we discuss this?"

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"Do you have a minute to talk about God?"

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'It's unto thee.'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Selling to the devil.

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)