Religious Commentary Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'He likes to go out frightening atheists.'

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Hallelujah!"

Worst. God. Ever.

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Moral Outrage.

Trump Bible photo op

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

"Can we discuss this?"

Religious toilets.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

Obey the Book or be damned!

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

Self raising Lazarus.