Religion Trivia Fan Pillows

'Funny, you don't look jewish!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

Dogma

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Om and Ommer

Male On Sunday

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Just my luck."

"Holy moly!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

Punctuation Weather

"Amen, brother."

Rex and the Ten Commands

Hymns - Optional Extras