Religion Trivia Fan Pillows

'Funny, you don't look jewish!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

Dogma

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Male On Sunday

"Just my luck."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Holy moly!"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

Punctuation Weather

"Amen, brother."

Hymns - Optional Extras

Rex and the Ten Commands