Religion Trivia Buff Mugs

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Before the Internet

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"OMG, LOL!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Dogma

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'