Religion Riddler Prints

'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Pastoring for Dummies

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

"I hear we went platinum."

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

The British Society of Campanology...

Christmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.

Copyright 1340 B.C. God (Moses)

Pope Francis

"Frankly, I'd rather be crossing the road."

Milk Of The Word

Moses parts the sea to discover shopping trolleys at the bottom.

"How much weed killer would it take to kill my husband?... Er, I mean ten square metres of weeds?"

Nativity: Saviour on Board