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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"They're really more like a bucket list."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

Today's Sermon: If you're unhappy with government intervention, try divine intervention.

"It's part of His new diversity program."

Donald Trump's Commandments

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

Catholic priest reading 'Preyboy' Magazine.