Religion Light-hearted Explorer T-Shirts

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Oh, crap.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

FAQs.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"All the celebrities come here."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."