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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Before the riots/after the riots

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'It's your debt to society.'

"They're really more like a bucket list."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Violence in Mexico

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"My religion is about love and tolerance! Got that, you stupid son of a bitch!?!

He donated his body to social science.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

Today's Sermon: If you're unhappy with government intervention, try divine intervention.

Progress

The Chosen One

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

Donald Trump's Commandments

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

"It's part of His new diversity program."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

We'll be back with more of man's inhumanity to man...

Another Protestant