Relaxing In Style Mugs

"So if you've nothing on for the next ten minutes or so..."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

America Off-line.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

L.A. Law

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Reserve Ants

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

Catching the Sun

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"All this pirating has taken its toll on you. I'd suggest you take at least two weeks aarrr and aarrr!!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

"I love this tree almost as much as I love you."

'Re-boot?'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"That bloke next door with the trampoline is starting to bug me."