Relaxing By The Pool Mugs

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Thank goodness, I'm saved! I've been floating out here lost in the middle of the pool for hours."

It's wonderful, come in!

"My brain could kick her brain's butt."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

Lady of the bath...

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Homo Gamus

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Sunbathers.

Love is when you watch television together.