Relaxed Raconteur Prints

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Pina Coladas

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Non Thought For The Day.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

"I'll need a three iron."

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

Social butterfly

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

How was your week on the lake? Twig fell in lo-love! Oh, tell me! Why did I say that? Now I'll never find out anything. Relax, momster. $20 and I can provide a full background report. Done! Boys are so communicative!

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.