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"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Hot Pie Therapy

Pre-Television Man Caves

Draw!

"I'm a monster."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

Emperor and cat.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

"Clever girl."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

The Browntail Craptor

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I was miles away - could you start again?"