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"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Draw!

"I'm a monster."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Emperor and cat.

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

"Clever girl."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

The Browntail Craptor

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

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"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"