Relaxed Father Pillows

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

My dad makes his own beer.

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"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

Louse and garden...

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"She's in her happy place again."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

If it's broke, don't bother to fix it...

"Daddy is making sense of things."

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

Father's Day