Relaxed Attire Fan Pillows

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

Champagne

Advocado

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Hot Pie Therapy

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Mr Metrosexual.

Masquerade

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Biliard Enthusiast

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."