Relaxation Strategists Pillows

'I understand he tried to unwind from work too quickly and got the bends.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Hiding the electronics.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Sunbathing in the park