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'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'I'm afraid his lordship is in his 'disinherit the lot of you'mood today!'

'...and thank you for not outstaying your welcome.'

"You can probably tell we're a close knit family..."

Thanksgiving.

"I'll read the will."

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

'Look out - here comes the Ghost of Christmas past.'

Family therapy clinic - Joke do jour: What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw? An outlaw is always wanted."

'Ever get the feeling we've overstayed our welcome?'

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

"Um, you bought gifts for all our relatives?"

Mythical Family of Four

'Doctor, it would have to be something more serious to pull the plug on him because he's been brain dead for years.'

"I always gain five to seven enemies over the holidays."

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

"The bad news is we no longer talk to half our friend and family due to politics. The good news is we'll save a ton of money from not buying Christmas gifts."

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Maybe we could do it all again next year?"

"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting."

'Those aren't vultures. Those are his relatives.'

'Your father didn't exactly leave his brain to science. He left it to his psychiatrist to settle an outstanding bill.'

Stockwell's day

'I can see where Billy gets his vivid imagination, Mr. and Mrs. Sims.'

Samurai offspring.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#2 Visiting relatives

Rabbit talking about Stockwell Day

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'So the Ice Age did start suddenly then.'