Relationships And Respect Fans T-Shirts

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Bowled over again!

"Why don't you find a museum!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I hate it when we fight."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.'

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

Women's World Cup Final

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

"We met in the Galapagos."

"Dad, I've been thinking it might make things better between us if I just called you Ed."

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

'You want me take ANOTHER shower? I took one of those last week!'

"Last night I ended a long term relationship."

"He's my friend. I made him today."