Relationships And Respect Fans T-Shirts

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I hate it when we fight."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Women's World Cup Final

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"We met in the Galapagos."

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

"Dad, I've been thinking it might make things better between us if I just called you Ed."

'And now for the second opinion.'

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

'Mum! Mum! Can my friend Daisy roam the plains with me this afternoon?'

"Did you say something?" "That was last night!"