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"And do you take James to be your husband app..."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Big Data Tonight

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

WHO checklist

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Arthur, I need my space."