Relationship Talker Prints

"You said it. I heard it. There's no taking it back, Harold!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

WHO checklist

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"You used to be that ambitious."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

Mime marriage.

Relationship Issues.

"We don't talk."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'He's never there for me.'

'Do you take this annoying woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"Thanks for that."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'