Relationship Relator Prints

"Harold, do I smell too Crabtree & Evelynish?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You owe me five bucks."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

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"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"...until death do you a favor."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'Your place or mine?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Harold, you've changed."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'