Relationship Recycler T-Shirts

'We think it's only fitting that second marriage licenses be printed on recycled paper.'

"Three. How many times you been married?"

Recyling Center.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'

I recycle~: 'Including you.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Heart to heart talk.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Arthur, I need my space."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Worm Bed