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"I said I was sorry. And you shouldn't furrow your brow, it'll give you wrinkles."

Marriage guidance - "She can't help us. As a couple we are the perfect match!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Why we need poetry. . .

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Letters escape from a caged book.

Dating an English Major