Relationship Hurdles Mugs

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

Marriage Guidance

Life is for the birds.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Great Therapy!'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"We don't talk anymore."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

DIY marriage counseling.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'How long have you been fighting?'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).