Relationship Humor Admirer Mugs

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

Women estimates naked man hanging from the terrace of his lover

Upset giraffe stuffs head in a tree

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I didn't know what else to get you."

Life is for the birds.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Reading the sports pages.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Aging Problems

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'Have you beed seeing other females?'

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'