Relationship Goals Prints

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Golf is Life (his).'

"It helps."

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."

"Oh, my husband is amazing alright: he caters for all my whims and cravings, even when I'm not actually pregnant..."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Look at this, Mum, George finally saved enough to buy me a ring!'

'I just need a basic alarm clock. My wife's elbow is my snooze alarm.'

'You've got to be brave now... I'm not going to leave you in 2009!'

'He seems to see into my very soul, he really understands me. I think he may be the one!'

Robin Hood and his band of married men Hey Marian...so long as yer up, how 'bout gettin' me another beer?

aging couple

'Gives the drinks a bit of bite, don't you think?'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"And do you, Brian, pledge to listen attentively and offer no analysis or solutions of any kind, unless explicitly asked to do so?"

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her.

Valentines Kiss

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"All right, which one of you just licked my face?"

"I had forgotten you were funny."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"You've changed."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'