Relationship Goals Seeker Prints

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Perfect couple with sign outside their house reading: 'The Wentleys As Good As Gold.'

"Dude, Bea just made a serious move on you."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pyjama party

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Speed Dating.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."